Grist article suggests that mass-manufactured creamy chocolate Easter eggs are "full of death and destruction"

Screw Cadbury, make your own creamy chocolate Easter eggs | Grist

Delicious mass-manufactured chocolate Easter eggs are, predictably, terrible for the environment,
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So, instead of going out and buying these delicious morsels of doom, may we suggest that you make them from scratch? That way they will be more delicious and less full of death and destruction.