Thursday, July 17, 2008

Punxsutawney Al - Greenhouse Gashog

American Dream News » Punxsutawney Al - Greenhouse Gashog
According to tradition, if the greenhouse gashog sees his ego but is not afraid of it, it will resurrect the tired 10-year-window to avert global warming scare tactic (circa 1989) that typically leads to six more weeks of unseasonable weather.
From that last link:

Source: From Herald Wire Services Southern Cross Astronomical
A senior U.N. environmental official says entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising sea levels if the global warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000. Coastal flooding and crop failures would create an exodus of "eco-refugees," threatening political chaos, said Noel Brown, director of the New York office of the United Nations U.N. Environment Program, or UNEP. He said governments have a 10-year window of opportunity to solve the [problem].

Published on July 5, 1989, Page 2E, Miami Herald, The (FL)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Al Gore uses more electrity for himself in one week than is generated by Uganda in a whole year. Al Gore is an evil person.