Antonia Senior: Better dead than green « Green Hell Blog

The old two-cow analogy is a useful one. You have two cows. The communist steals both your cows, and may give you some milk, if you’re not bourgeois scum. The fascist lets you keep the cows but seizes the milk and sells it back to you. Today’s Green says you can keep the cows, but should choose to give them up as their methane-rich farts will unleash hell at some unspecified point in the future. You say, sod it, I’ll keep my cows thanks. Tomorrow’s green, the Bolshevik green, shoots the cows and makes you forage for nuts.

Climate Observations: Regression Analyses Do Not Capture The Multiyear Aftereffects Of Significant El Nino Events

Regression analyses do not account for the multiyear aftereffects of significant El Nino events and do not account for the resulting El Nino-induced step changes in SST, TLT, and Land Surface Temperatures. Regression analyses falsely attribute the divergence of global temperature anomalies from NINO3.4 SST anomalies to anthropogenic causes when, in fact, the divergence is caused by the lingering aftereffects of significant El Nino events. The additional rise in global temperatures after the significant El Nino events is in reality caused by subsurface waters from the Pacific Warm Pool being transported to the surface and remaining there after the El Nino event has ended.

AFP: Bangladesh plans to fight climate change

DHAKA — Bangladesh has planned a raft of projects costing 4.35 billion dollars to fight the effects of climate change on its impoverished millions, a minister said Monday.
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"The money would be spent on building and raising embankments and roads, constructing thousands of shelters, dredging major rivers, planting trees along the coastal belts and reclaiming land from the sea," he said.

Lick Global Warming: Fight alleged global warming with Ben and Jerry's and the Dave Matthews band!

[And buy some expensive ice cream produced, transported, and refrigerated via fossil fuels!]