Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

"We always assumed there would be some secret lairs here and there, but the sheer number now being exposed is indeed troubling," said noted climatologist Anders Lorenzen, who claimed that the Arctic ice caps have shrunk at the alarming rate of 41,000 square miles per year. "In August alone we discovered 44 mad scientist laboratories, three highly classified military compounds, and seven reanimated and very confused cavemen. That's more than twice the number we had found in the previous three decades combined."

White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Think Progress » Rep. Price: If Obama Signs Health Reform, GOP Will Take Back Congress And ‘Repeal The Disaster And Tyranny’

This weekend’s Values Voter Summit, sponsored by Tony Perkins’ Family Research Council, is featuring a who’s who of the conservative movement, including Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney, Texas Gov. Rick Perry, and Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly. Besides today’s health care event, the conference will also feature a breakout session on “Global Warming Hysteria: The New Face Of The ‘Pro-Death’ Agenda.”

Energy Ration Coupons Cost A Mint - Even When They’re Given Away for “Free” | GlobalWarming.org

Also, in Europe, we see that the ration coupons were given away for free, just as Waxman-Markey — again, not the focus of the Treasury documents– largely does as well for the scheme’s first few years. In Europe, prices of electricity and that which has electricity or energy embedded in it (everything) went up. Period.