Chopping Down Trees to Save Forests - NYTimes.com

Many now believe the solution, across much of the West, is to cut down the spindly dog-hair trees and restore forests to something akin to historic density levels, at times reducing the tree cover from as many as 800 an acre to fewer than 100.

Coyote Blog » Blog Archive » 130 MPG?

The irony is that if you grade the equivalent mpg of electric cars by the methodology outlined by Chu’s own energy department, the number would be about a third of that. Only by the EPA’s flawed methodology do we get equivalent MPG’s for electric cars anywhere near 130.

William M. Briggs, Statistician » Global Warming Increases Disastrous Music: A Scientific Paper

All that is needed for a theory to be considered scientific is that it be statistically significant and for a plausible causal pathway to exist. We have scientifically demonstrated the statistical significance between increasing temperature and increasing musical badness, mediated by an increase in climate-caused disasters. We have also provided a plausible mechanism for how global warming causes the insanity that is today’s pop music by citing scientific papers in the accepted way.

Therefore, global warming will drive the population mad through an intense barrage of awful, atonal, crude, childishly limited and harmful popular music. Our cry is: Quod erat demonstrandum!