Weird times ahead: Most people will be dead of CO2-induced starvation, the rest of us will be cannibals, and 42% of us will be obese

Obesity could affect 42% of Americans by 2030 – USATODAY.com

The projection, released Monday, warns that 42% of Americans may end up obese by 2030 (up from 36% in 2010), and 11% could be severely obese, roughly 100 or more pounds over a healthy weight (vs. 6% in 2010).

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Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.