Afternoon Invocation | Real Science

Always remember the CO2 commandments – carved in ice.

A record Arctic minimum is proof of global warming
A record high Antarctic maximum is none of your business
Whatever the current weather is, we predicted it all along
Snow is a thing of the past
The record low Arctic minimum means lots of snow
The southern hemisphere is filled with savages and is none of your business
Hot weather is climate
Cold weather is none of your business
Global cooling causes extreme weather
Global warming causes extreme weather

The bonus commandment for NOAA – adjust the numbers as much as needed

Shock News : Australian Climate Change Has Nothing To With Your SUV | Real Science

Apparently it is too much to expect that climate experts might actually know something about climate.