Ok, so there's this Bill from Hohenwald, TN who posted some critical comments on this blog recently. Bill said "Your points have been made and heard already by all who will listen" (I'm not sure how he knows that); he implied that I should cease and desist until the end of this search season, when we will have more to talk about. Fair enough.
Coincidentally, there's also a Bill from Hohenwald, TN who is evidently a strong believer, and over on BirdForum, that Bill thinks we have
plenty to talk about right now; he's currently churning out more posts per day than I am. That Bill is emphatically advancing some groundbreaking new "believer" points, as in
this posting about "jizz":
Jizz is the secret ingredient (or maybe the 800 pound gorilla in the room) in Ivorybill sightings...And this is why I am convinced by the Bayou de View sightings and video. When I finally got that video to download and play on my computer I practically jumped up and started dancing and hollering "YEE HAW!!! No $@$%#@ way that bird is a %#%^$ Pileated!!!!!" It's all in the jizz, and that jizz is NO Pileated, not even remotely. If that is a pileated then my chickens are tinamous. You can holler yourself horse about upperwings and underwings and leading edges and trailing edges and halo effects if you like, bury your head looking for the Field Marks (tm), meanwhile missing the sledgehammer of jizz trying to get your attention by pounding on your head with sirens wailing and big flashing neon letters declaring "IVORYBILL IVORYBILL IVORIBILL!!!!!!!"
Questions for either one of the Bills:
1. If the Luneau bird's jizz eliminates Pileated for you so obviously and completely, then why didn't it have the same effect on folks like David Luneau, Martjan Lammertink, David Sibley, Jerome Jackson, Richard Prum, Mark Robbins, and Michael Patten?
2. Aren't "jizz-based" identifications more properly restricted to those cases where observers have considerable field experience with
both species that you are trying to separate, or for cases where known species are present for direct comparison of size, shape, flight style, etc?
If an observer has never personally seen a presumed extinct bird, and further has never even seen a
video of that bird in flight, doesn't that put a significant crimp in that person's ability to reliably identify that bird in flight via jizz?
3. If we had some modern photos like
this, would you still be arguing the relative value of jizz over fieldmarks?