Seed-Sprouting Face Mask Protects You From Pollution, Sequesters Your CO2 : TreeHugger
We thought we saw them all when the swine flue craze was at its peak, but in the weird and wacky world of face masks, there's a new one to top them all. The Green Screen by designer Robert Ortega is an anti-bacterial and reusable face mask that "sequesters the Co2 from every exhale." Made from pulp and embedded with seeds that actually sprout, the face mask is supposed to not only help keep your lungs safe from the world, but keep the world safe from the mini carbon dioxide emissions coming from your lungs.
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I think I'm going to be sick.... What is the world coming to?
Ms. Lewinsky, meet Oscar the grouch....
Why is she wearing an islamic veil?
Why is she wearing an islamic veil?
That's easy. Because immodestly dressed women cause Iranian earthquakes
(Boobquake experiment is currently putting this theory to the stress test).
The corelary is global warming causes women to dress immodestly...
Which causes earthquakes or something. It's all rather complicated. Probably over your head.
You have to trust.
The IPCC has computer models studying the boobquake phenomina and after hundreds of senarios they took the average and are like 90% sure. - almost as good as evidence!
Shine a really bright light on your chest and you can grow CO2-fixing algae right in your own lungs!!!
What is so chilling about that photo is how alike the the end result of the Climate-fascist take-over of Environmentalism, mimics the take-over of Islam by the Islamo-fascist!
tragic...
Considering that an average human exhales more than 1,000 pounds of CO2 per year, this face mask would have to be capable of absorbing about 3 pounds of CO2 per day.
Sorry, but I just don't see people walking around with 3 pounds of grass growing on their head each day. In fact, sleep on your back and you could end up smothering under the overnight vegetation growth.
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