President Announces Formation Of Carbon Bank | Real Science

President Obama announced today the formation of the Carbon Green Bank (KGB) tasked with saving the planet. He is hoping to create a civilian army of ten million KGB agents, who will :

Assist in the collection of carbon taxes
Report climate crimes in their neighborhood
Neighbors who purchase a vehicle which gets less than 57 MPG
Neighbors who set their thermostat without getting EU approval
Neighbors who eat whatever they want without getting EU approval
Neighbors who criticize Obama
Neighbors who are unconcerned about their effect on the climate

Together we can save the planet. Reactionaries must be dealt with.

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