FIRST observed case of “climate change delusion phenomenon” (CCD)?!

Al Gore, International Man of Madness - HUMAN EVENTS

Hopefully the young man will be released before autumn so he may gavel the next UN General Assembly into session, or at least in time for Senate confirmation hearings.

After all, Senator Barack Obama has vowed that his election would mean stopping the rise of the tides (rising since the end of the last ice age, btw). Who better to wield the broom on Obama’s behalf than this lad? One of the most active global warming alarmists in the United States Congress is Sen. John McCain, who for years told of his conversion following a sit-down with a kid in a penguin suit who had been heckling McCain in New Hampshire. I don’t know if this meets the nascent DSM for Climate Change Delusion, but to be safe by all means keep this man away from Disneyland. What havoc Goofy, Donald and Mickey could wreak on the 100-day agenda! Hopefully the ensuing treaty will at least respect the Magic Kingdom’s strict banking secrecy laws in return for our promise to whistle while we work.