"After all, the wingless 6-foot-4 Osama bin Laden has eluded more devoted, highly trained and well-equipped searchers for nearly five years, even with a multi-million-dollar ransom on his hateful head."
Maybe we should rename Elvis-the-snipepecker as "Osama" and offer a $25 million bounty for a terrorist bird on the loose in the American heartland. That should produce some hard evidence. Those IBWOs sure are smart critters, rivaling humans....
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Over Blown Snipe Hunt? Last time I checked the Snipe was a real bird!
Don't you mean an over blown Elvis hunt?
"Snipe Hunt" is a reference to something in an episode of Spin & Marty on the old Mickey Mouse Club!
"After all, the wingless 6-foot-4 Osama bin Laden has eluded more devoted, highly trained and well-equipped searchers for nearly five years, even with a multi-million-dollar ransom on his hateful head."
Maybe we should rename Elvis-the-snipepecker as "Osama" and offer a $25 million bounty for a terrorist bird on the loose in the American heartland. That should produce some hard evidence. Those IBWOs sure are smart critters, rivaling humans....
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