You silly humans! I'm beginning to catch on to your blog thing. Apparently there are kneep kneeps and anti-kneep kneeps in your society. That's the way it is in on my planet too. The anti-kneep kneeps are always seeing Unidentiflied Blogging Humans (UBH) from your planet. (You call them this funny name, Anonymous.) We used to ridicule them. But the more we doubted, the more Anonymi (is that right?) they saw. That’s why we came to investigate.
We are especially interested in this “poetry” that you use to ridicule your anti-kneep kneeps. We could use this devastating weapon on our planet. Here’s our latest effort posted to our Human Skeptic blog, the biggest blog in the universe by the way!
U yor staid kneep kneep Mu shod dor peep peep Shash staid kor flod flop Mosh moogoo had bu glop
Hahahahahaha…..see what I mean?…..ahahahaha…is that great or what?
The problem seems to be that, in the absence of real data to shoot at, a vacuum exists that allows other planets to start commenting on something that is really none of their business.
Either that, or the other explanation is that the aliens from birdforum are beginning to post here.
Currently the CLO is hoping that avian flu will kill enough birds to provide them with excessive funding in the aftermath of the IBWO disaster and also kill enough skeptics to let them spend their funding without people questioning their motives or honesty. You can be one of the CLODs that supports this important work. Please send checks to......
Also, please note there is only one species known to make the "double kneep" call and it was thought to be extinct. Since it has been heard only on this blog I suggest that the feds and TNC buy this blog and all adjacent ones for a few million dollars.
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You silly humans! I'm beginning to catch on to your blog thing. Apparently there are kneep kneeps and anti-kneep kneeps in your society. That's the way it is in on my planet too. The anti-kneep kneeps are always seeing Unidentiflied Blogging Humans (UBH) from your planet. (You call them this funny name, Anonymous.) We used to ridicule them. But the more we doubted, the more Anonymi (is that right?) they saw. That’s why we came to investigate.
We are especially interested in this “poetry” that you use to ridicule your anti-kneep kneeps. We could use this devastating weapon on our planet. Here’s our latest effort posted to our Human Skeptic blog, the biggest blog in the universe by the way!
U yor staid kneep kneep
Mu shod dor peep peep
Shash staid kor flod flop
Mosh moogoo had bu glop
Hahahahahaha…..see what I mean?…..ahahahaha…is that great or what?
Kneep……kneep
First, Ivory Bills. Now, alien poetry. What next?
Blogger insanity. To be included in DSM IV next to Intermittent Explosive Disorder.
The problem seems to be that, in the absence of real data to shoot at, a vacuum exists that allows other planets to start commenting on something that is really none of their business.
Either that, or the other explanation is that the aliens from birdforum are beginning to post here.
Good luck to all.
nkeep....knpen...or whatever!
Damn immigrants!
Currently the CLO is hoping that avian flu will kill enough birds to provide them with excessive funding in the aftermath of the IBWO disaster and also kill enough skeptics to let them spend their funding without people questioning their motives or honesty.
You can be one of the CLODs that supports this important work. Please send checks to......
Also, please note there is only one species known to make the "double kneep" call and it was thought to be extinct. Since it has been heard only on this blog I suggest that the feds and TNC buy this blog and all adjacent ones for a few million dollars.
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