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6 comments:
Wooden pecker
You’re a charmer
You upright bird
I’m undeterred
By people’s doubt
After long drought
You did appear
When you did hear
Birdchick’s alacrity
Found a cavity
I am Bobby
It’s my hobby
Sure I look foolish
Even kind ghoulish
With my camo
Minus ammo
But I can’t miss
If pecker finds bliss
In that cavity
Oh what depravity
Both made of wood
Both misunderstood
This may be politically incorrect
And show in me some small defect
But with the birds everywhere
Can we shoot one, do we dare?
And end this farce once and for all
Before another great school takes a fall
Before LSU commits suicide
Before another professor must decide
To put his job and reputation
On a grad student’s hallucination
It’s a small sacrifice of an Ivory Bill
To save an ivory tower on a hill
Where can we get those costumes? I want to be helmet-cam Bobby for Halloween!
Get Dick Cheney out there. He could shoot one. Tell him they are big quail.
I remember that cameraman in the fourth photo when he was clean-shaven and sporting a spiffy new jacket.
Look at him now, years later. That's just sad.
These clowns need to aim the camera at their faces. Then, at least, there would be some entertainment value.....
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