Monday, January 07, 2008

"Global Warming" Strikes McCain Supporters

Here.

Excerpt:
Moments later, the unseasonably warm air -- it's nearly 50 degrees today -- nearly cost McCain a few votes when a sheet of snow and ice slid off the roof over the State House steps and fell about 20 feet, crashing on top of a group of McCain supporters. They shrieked. The candidate stopped talking and turned around to see what had happened. So did the crowd.

"We're OK!" one of the victims, an older woman, announced as she struggled to her feet.

"It's just snow!" McCain cracked. "There's that global climate change there."

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