Tuesday, February 05, 2008

More spoofs

Al Gore Pushes H2 Tax On Sun

Human Extinction Delayed 6 Months; Greener Living Slightly Rescues Mankind

Global Warming Discovered On The Sun

"Global Cooling" Identified as Part of Global Warming

Al Gore Invents Wind Power for Shipping

Excerpt from that last page:
In one version of Gore's proposal, ships would mount large trees on their tops and suspend large expanses of fabric between them to catch the wind and use it to drive the ships forward. In a more advanced version, the ships would employ windmills which would generate electricity to drive propellers, storing excess electricity in batteries, all of which would supplement the existing engines.

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