Ban Beach Blazes and You're Playing With Fire

FOXNews.com - Ban Beach Blazes and You're Playing With Fire - Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld

And so, here is yet another example of hysteria-driven activists trying to curb something fun in order to placate their own guilt. It's funny how they never want to ban the fun stuff that rich, elitist environmentalists indulge in. No one seeks to outlaw private jets — a must for Laurie David when traveling city to city to make speeches about how awful SUVs are.

But hey, if you think bonfires harm the environment, then consider that over 4 million acres of land burned every year, just in America. Wikipedia calls them "wildfires." But because these fires are natural, that's okay. And that's the gist for the simple minded tree-hugger: Nature is always good, but if it's manmade, it's got to be bad. Even if it's fire.