Kick the Great Unwashed Off the Planes!

Kick the Great Unwashed Off the Planes! | OpenMarket.org

So let’s raise prices and kick all of the silly tourists and people who want to do unimportant things, like visit their families and friends, off the planes. Airline travel should be left to us Important People–you know, those of us traveling to places like Bali to discuss cutting CO2 emissions! Future generations will thank us–and maybe I’ll again get that open seat next to me. Whaddya’ think?