OPINION: Don’t grab life jackets yet | ice, global, warming : Gazette.com

Sit down, because this is a shocker: Despite years of scientiflc speculation - used to demand that nations and industry redistribute their wealth - the oceans won't rise by 20-plus feet this century. Water won't rise by even six feet, says a new scientific study in the journal Science. It seems the greedy American pig in his gargantuan SUV simply can't get it done.

And who's telling us that New York, Florida, and small islands aren't going to drown? Is it the right wing of the GOP? Is it Big Oil? Neither. The answer is most shocking of all:

Scientists in Boulder, where manmade global warming has become a religion. More specifically, scientists at the University of Colorado - a research institute gushing with excitement over the globalwarming-caused-by-capitalist-pigs theory.

The Colorado Daily previewed the Science article, due for publication Friday, and reported that "global sea rise exceeding 6 feet looks to be a physical impossibility."

Not unlikely; a physical impossibility!

(Via CO2 Sceptics)