Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road - Ford Mustang Forums

AL GORE: I invented the road. The chicken, however, is a carbon lifeform responsible for emitting dangerous levels of carbon dioxide and methane, harmful gases that cause Global Warming and harm our beloved planet.

I will, whoever, sell you carbon credits for a reasonable fee sufficient to allow you to retain your chicken without further worries of planetary pollution.

Ok, just let us know when you generate 100% of your own energy

“On-site renewable energy generation has been extremely efficient and successful for FedEx, and we are continuously looking for new investments.” –Mitch Jackson, director of environmental affairs and sustainability, FedEx Corp.