Friday, November 21, 2008

Alarmist Michael E. Schlesinger weighs in

Little Love for the Big Three - Dot Earth Blog - NYTimes.com
As shown in the U.S. Congress yesterday and the day before, Christmas has come early this year. There and then The 3 Unwise Men - Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest — the CEO’s of General Motors, Ford and Chrysler — testified before Congress, having traveled in their individual 3 Private Chariots from their 3 individual Lairs in the Most Beautiful City on Planet Stupid, ‘Ugly-Is-We.’

“Let Them Eat Cake,” said The 3 Unwise Men, “but Give Us $25 Billion because of Our Unwise and Foolhardy Leadership of the Foot-dragging, Non-competitive, Outmoded Automobile Companies that tooth-and-nail fought against higher mileage standards, worshiping at the foot of God SUV, long may S/He/It Reign.

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