Serious or spooof?

MIDLAND cows may soon be fed coconuts to help stop them BURPING – because they are slowly helping destroy the planet.

The grass-munching moochers hit the ‘moos’ headlines recently when boffins discovered a herd of cattle produces more methane in just one year than a family car emits carbon dioxide over a whole decade.

Company that deliberately puts large amounts of CO2 in our drinks reaches CO2-hysteric agreement with the WWF

SAN FRANCISCO - Coca-Cola Co., the world's largest soft-drink maker, vowed to more efficiently use water and stabilize its carbon-dioxide emissions linked to global warming under an agreement released last week with the World Wildlife Fund.