What a great committee name

Mr Elliff, a consultant for the 2M group opposed to the expansion of London's Heathrow Airport, was giving evidence yesterday to Holyrood's Transport, Infrastructure and Climate Change Committee, which is investigating the potential benefits of a high-speed link.

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FOUR square metres of rainforest are destroyed for every gram of cocaine snorted in Britain, a conference of senior police officers has been told.
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Many middle-class Britons who used cocaine were unaware of its environmental impact, Mr Calderon said. "For somebody who drives a hybrid, who recycles, who is worried about global warming — to tell him that night of partying will destroy four square metres of rainforest might lead him to make another decision."