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Adopt a fire hydrant - KHQ-TV- msnbc.com

SPOKANE, Wash. - Due to record snowfall already received and projected Fire Departments are asking for assistance from all residents to adopt the closest fire hydrant to their home or business. In order to ensure the most prompt and efficient emergency response it is imperative that all residents that are physically able "Adopt a Hydrant."