Fake Al Gore: Climate Criminals Shoot Down Global Warming Satellite | An Inconvenient Blog

Although the official news reports state that the $273.4 million satellite crashed due to a malfunction, my sources within the Centralized Intelligence Agency tell me that a cutting-edge laser system based on Chinese technology was to blame. A National Securitization Agency spy satellite traced the source of the laser beam to 5959 Las Colinas Boulevard, Irving, Texas.

Climate change measures won't help polar bears: Prentice

Inuit groups maintain bear populations are healthy, and say science has long overlooked their traditional knowledge of the animals.

"The current population is stable," said Gabriel Nirlungayuk, wildlife director at the Inuit land-claims agency Nunavut Tunngavik. "It is not constructive to exaggerate the situation."