3 Simple Steps to Stopping Global Warming!

Even though my local Meteorologist Bill Meck (who works with my father) has said many times that Global Warming is an utter joke, and that there is insufficient evidence to prove otherwise and that the world is just as likely to cool as it is to warm in the next ten years, and even though, he has never received any funding from any university or government agency, which might sway his opinion otherwise, today I have decided to believe in Global Warming…

Global Warming 101 for Republicans

I guess the part of the global warming debate that I don't care for is that the believers want to tell everyone else what to do, but they don't necessarily know what they're talking about. "We need to cut carbon emissions by 50% by 2040" or whatever. Why? Because you've done a lot of math and figured out that this will fix the problem of global warming? No. So as far as I'm concerned there is no reason to do anything they say. They are just some guy with a sign that says the end of the world is coming and then tries to tell me I need to buy a glass of Koolaid. If I wanted to verbalize anything along with my middle finger gesture, it would probably be censored. It might seem rude and insensitive, but it's better than drinkin' the f*ckin' Koolaid, isn't it?