Lack of global warming strikes Iowa

FOREST CITY - The opening of the Forest City Aquatic Center is being delayed because officials are dealing with maintenance issues caused by a “harsh winter,” Parks and Recreation Director Sue Edmondson said on Monday.
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She said she did take solace in the fact that because of that harsh winter, Forest City schoolchildren won't be out of school next week, when the pool was originally scheduled to be open. Because of snow days, the last day of classes at Forest City Community Schools has been pushed back from this Friday to June 2.

It takes a village of idiots

...the real war on kids is taking place in the classroom and the movie theater. That's where the real terror is lurking these days, just waiting to ruin the dreams of children. It takes the form of nonstop propaganda about global warming.

When I was a child, the bogyman was an imaginary creature hiding under my bed. Now, thanks to Al Gore and his ilk, bogymen are lurching across the countryside like the zombies in horror movies, terrifying the kids. That's all the kids, including the little sons and daughters of liberals. According to recent studies, a huge percentage of 10-year-olds believe the earth will be entirely under water before they're grown-up. I call it child abuse, and if those parents weren't a bunch of politically correct, brain-dead pantywaists, they'd put a stop to it. Instead, they take their kids to see left-wing pap like "Earth," and they cheer on people like Gore and Pelosi, who are making millions upon millions of dollars off their investments in this massive hoax. These self-righteous cretins love green, OK; greenbacks, that is.

Unlike Chicken Little, who insisted the sky was falling, and scared all the critters in the barnyard, these greedy little creeps are screaming that the ice is melting, and scaring all the kids in the schoolyard.