The class of 2009: Bravely facing up to the "looming threat" of slightly warmer weather (although it may cool for a few decades)

Gateway Regional High School in Huntington graduates 79 seniors - MassLive.com

"Our country is struggling economically and we face a looming threat of global warming among many other problems," [the brainwashed valedictorian] said. "But just because the future and the world look frightening and bleak doesn't mean that it will always be like this.

"Don't despair. We can get through tough times."