Stunningly stupid climate fraud: "Rendered homeless by climate change"

BONN, Germany—It has already started. People are literally living on the edge, communities in coastal areas are already adapting and people are forced to leave their homes, with more than 200 million more expected to follow as evidence of climate change mounts. This scenario is already happening in the Philippines.

In the decades to come, Asia, home to more than half the world’s 6.3 billion people, will lurch from one climate extreme to another. Extreme weather caused by global warming has already forced many to flee their homes. A UN study released recently said the situation is going to get worse.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - [Equally plausible alarmism]

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!