Copenhagen climate conference: global warming talks meltdown - Telegraph

Yes we can!”

Umm, actually no we can’t.
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Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao reportedly left for his hotel in a huff and suddenly the whole conference was plunged into chaos.

Copenhagen climate summit: Clothes? Who needs them - Telegraph

[Dame Vivienne Westwood] had got involved after hearing the doomy James Lovelock predict that climate change would reduce the world's population to just one billion. "Imagine the suffering," she said.

She's out to campaign against over-consumption and wants people to buy fewer clothes. "Wear your husband's shirt back to front. Make necklaces out of safety clips. Wear the towel from your hotel room when you go to a nightclub."