Collection of Late-Night Jokes About Global Warming from Warmal Globing

[undated] “According to a survey in this week’s Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.” –Jay Leno

Hot Times in Antarctica - Ecocentric - TIME.com

The world's polar regions are warming up faster than the global average, but the western edge of the Antarctic Peninsula is especially steamy.

Gas power stations 'should have carbon [dioxide] capture' | Environment | The Guardian

There was a much warmer welcome from John Sauven, executive director of the vociferous anti-coal campaign group Greenpeace: "In the last decade it was coal that posed the great threat to our CO2 emissions targets. In the coming years it will be gas that drops into the cross-hairs of campaigners and politicians determined to fight climate change. New gas-fired power stations should only be built if they, like coal, can be zero-carbon by 2030."

Corn Corps: KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER

...the entire Top Ten enemies of ethanol according to Tom Waterman.

#10: Business Week/Ed Wallace (Bloomberg)
#9: GRIST
#8: “Big Oil”
#7: Grocery Manufacturers Association
#6: David Pimentel
#5: Robert Rapier
#4: Tim Searchinger
#3: Wall Street Journal (editorial board)
#2: California Air Resources Board
#1: Time Magazine (Michael Grunwald)