You know how sometimes it rains, and sometimes it doesn't? That's your fault

Ohio's like a lightning rod lately

"One of the signs of climate change that may occur here is that we'll get a lot of heavy rain events and they'll be followed by periods without any rain at all," [Ohio State's Rogers] said. "We've been seeing that pattern in recent summers."

Haydu said there is reason to suspect that the region is about to enter a drying period with fewer storms.

Jack Handey - Wikiquote

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."