Jeff Neumann at Gawker: Unclear on which activities release trace amounts of carbon dioxide?

Finally, Concrete Proof That Global Warming Is a Good Thing

Global warming is always getting a bad rap. Sure, entire nations are drowning in rising sea levels and whatnot, but there's some good news: The number of bubonic plague cases in the U.S. is dropping thanks to... global warming.
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Good news! And that last warning about fresh outbreaks should inspire you to do your part to save people. Throw that styrofoam cup right out of the window of your SUV, do some whippits and have a plastic bonfire in a National Park. It's the least you can do.