Mr. Chairman, I rise in opposition to a bill that overturns the scientific finding that pollution is harming our people and our planet.
However, I won't physically rise, because I'm worried that Republicans will overturn the law of gravity, sending us floating about the room.
I won't call for the sunlight of additional hearings, for fear that Republicans might excommunicate the finding that the Earth revolves around the sun.
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This quote is from Markey's partner in Cap n'Tax attempted crime, Congressman Henry Waxman.
From an interview on NPR (2009) as relayed by Tavis Smiley:
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/tavissmiley/archive/200904/20090413_waxman.html
“We’re seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point..... And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there’s a lot of tundra that’s being held down by that ice cap.”
Sounds to me like Waxman already repealed gravity...
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