"Heady stuff": Brainwashed people from Canada struggle to save the world from trace amounts of invisible, harmless atmospheric gas

Riverdale, Junction vie to become world’s first urban carbon neutral neighbourhood - Toronto

If this was a reality show—The Biggest Carbon Loser, say — The Junction and Riverdale would be scheming against each other to claim neighbourhood supremacy.

Instead, they are trying, separately but ultimately together, to become the first carbon neutral urban communities on earth — green beacons in the struggle to prevent a global warming catastrophe.

It’s heady stuff — but first both communities must organize free trade coffee and other details for their Project Neutral launches next Saturday.