"listening to Al Gore fall apart is like having chocolate dripped into your ears by an angel with double-D’s and a loose moral compass"

Gore gone wild « The Daily Bayonet

Al Gore is not a happy man.

He lost Tipper, his fifth chakra turned him into a crazed sex poodle and he spent $300 million to convince the world that a global warming Armageddon would be caused by a trace gas essential to life on Earth. For his money, all he got was falling support and a public convinced that climate scientists make stuff up.

No wonder manbearpig went ape in Aspen. Mild language warning.
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The sound quality of the recording is bad, yet listening to Al Gore fall apart is like having chocolate dripped into your ears by an angel with double-D’s and a loose moral compass.