The Volokh Conspiracy » Global Warming Could Trigger Alien Attack

If we’re willing to accept the premise that aliens come to earth and care about what we’re doing, why should we assume the alien race embraces contemporary environmental ideology? It seems to me the scientists are engaged in a bit of projection.

We could just as easily speculate about an advanced alien race seeing things quite differently. Perhaps the aliens would come from a planet with a much warmer temperature and see global warming as our invitation for them to colonize the planet. Or maybe they’d see gradual warming as a sign that we are a productive civilization that has been able to conquer and subdue our natural environment and is therefore worth trading and cooperating with. Or maybe this race would follow something like the “Prime Directive” and see our expansion as a reason to just leave us alone. Or maybe they would watch cable television and conclude we are a primitive, debased species not worth their time.

Global warming may drive aliens to destroy life on Earth. No, really. | IHTM

Hmmmm. The aliens sound a lot like progressive Democrats.

Kevin DuJan - HillBuzz.org | Listen to Al Gore or aliens will kill you | Hillbuzz

Great. Merciful. Zeus.

I’m tempted to say these crackers had done lost their mind, but that was evident long before they started talking about the Romulans massing their starfleet on the edge of Earth’s atmosphere to forcibly compel us to keep paying attention to Al Gore’s circus of lies.

In a weird way, I do need to give the Left credit for continually inventing this craziness and for never giving up on any of their economy-destroyed schemes. These people are more resilient, industrious, and repellant-resistant than termites, and a thousand times more committed to their resulting destructiveness.