Airlines may use CO2 windfall to replace aircraft, EU says | The Manila Bulletin Newspaper Online

MANILA, Philippines — Airlines might pass on to customers the cost of carbon allowances that they receive for free, providing a windfall that can be used to buy new aircraft, said the head of the bloc’s climate department.

Electric Cars in Alaska | Watts Up With That?

So car-owners of Fairbanks, when the EPA Police want to arrest you because you haven’t kicked your evil fossil fuel habit, tell them they’re too late — a quarter of the energy to run Fairbanks cars is already electrical, you are already so green it hurts.

(Don’t tell them that due to local conditions and US opposition to nuclear power, Fairbanks electricity all comes from fossil fuels … those kind of folks need their illusions.

If I Go Extinct I Swear I Will Take As Many Humans With Me As I Can | The Onion - By A Karner Blue Butterfly

Well, I can assure you that before my kind dies out there will be a reckoning. Blood will run in the streets. Human blood.

Sign of the times: No mention of climate or warming in the above piece.