Scientists and irrefutable evidence and 95% certainty, oh my: Yeti allegedly exists in Russia

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Russian tundra said to reveal evidence that prompts conference visitors to be 95% sure of abominable snowman's existence
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Now, a team of scientists say they are "95%" sure that Russia's wintry expanse is home to the mythical yeti, otherwise known as the abominable snowman.
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A two-day expedition to the region's Azassky cave and Karatag peak over the weekend "collected irrefutable evidence" of the yeti's existence there, the Kemerovo government claimed in a statement.
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"I know they exist – I see them every day," a conference participant, Robin Lynn, said by telephone from Kemerovo. She says she has a family of 10 yeti-like creatures living on her land in the US state of Michigan.