Carbon tax compo can give your life a lift

Of course you can use your carbon tax money to “get your breasts enhanced”.

This is precisely the sort of activity it was designed for – after all, it’s not called a compensation package for nothing!
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Look on the bright side. Automobiles are smelly, horrible things responsible for global warming and the end of life on Mother Earth as we know it, so losing your job at Ford is good news for saving the planet.

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