PIOMAS – Arctic Ice Free By 2014 | Real Science

According to the world’s leading ice experts, “ice-free” means the size of Texas and California combined.

Morning Invocation | Real Science

Thou shalt fear and offer sacrifices to the ice-free Arctic, which the disciples have calculated as the size of Egypt. Once the Arctic becomes ice-free, a great plague shall cover the land – from which the people shall never recover.

Repent of your CO2 sins and vote socialist in November. St. Nicholas is keeping track of who has been a good socialist this year, and will decide whether or not to melt the North Pole based on how many have been naughty and nice.