November 2007: Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
WASHINGTON, DC—Fall, the long- running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on Earth, sources reported Tuesday.Twitter / BigJoeBastardi: Heh Al Gore.. now there is ...
The classic period of the year, which once occupied a coveted slot between summer and winter, will be replaced by new, stifling humidity levels, near- constant sunshine, and almost no precipitation for months.
"As much as we'd like to see it stay, fall will not be returning for another season," National Weather Service president John Hayes announced during a muggy press conference Nov. 6. "Fall had a great run, but sadly, times have changed..."Now what am I supposed to do with myself between August and December?" Simmons asked. "Wear shorts?"
Heh Al Gore.. now there is something you have never seen before in weather..2 snowstorms in NYC back to back years before Nov 10.Twitter / BigJoeBastardi: Foot of snow at Freehold NJ. ...
Foot of snow at Freehold NJ. So far November cold has been huge in the east. and now the west will get it too
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