Hungover Energy Secretary Wakes Up Next To Solar Panel | The Onion
According to sources, Chu’s encounter with the crystalline-silicon solar receptor was his most regrettable dalliance since 2009, when an extended fling with a 90-foot wind turbine nearly ended his marriage.Just in time for a giant snowstorm, National Weather Service gets new chief: a blizzard expert
Last May, weather service chief Jack Hayes suddenly retired after an investigation found his agency was short $36 million and was shifting funds from technology accounts to meet payroll — without congressional permission.Northeast Wholesale Power Gains as Colder Weather Sweeps Region - Bloomberg
Wholesale electricity prices from New York to Maine climbed as frigid weather lifted demand while a snow storm is forecast for the region over the next two days.Twitter / HeidiCullen: Life-threatening #blizzard ...
#blizzard targeting southern New England. Fed by unusually warm ocean temps, could dump <2 ft. of snow http://bit.ly/VK0POy