Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton on the alleged danger of CO2: "No one can ... lather on sunscreen to walk outdoors without being greatly alarmed"

From Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton's State of the State Address

No one can endure the severe droughts or floods of recent years; endure (or, some, enjoy) our milder, snow-scarce winters or lather on sunscreen to walk outdoors without being greatly alarmed.

Actually, Mark, I *can* lather on sunscreen without being "greatly alarmed". Can I have a medal or some recognition of some sort?