Broken thermostat: With Earth's alleged control knob allegedly cranked to the highest level in millions of years, Minnesota's fishing opener is on ice

In Minnesota the fishing is open but the lakes aren’t

On scale not seen since 1950, Minnesota fishing opener on ice
On Thursday morning, just two days before Minnesota’s fishing opener, Mark Lease of Grand Rapids had a problem. It was the same problem thousands of other anglers were Most northern Minnesota lakes were still sealed under a few feet of ice.