USFWS "IBW Updates" page, last update 1/17/06
Bobby Harrison's page at the Eagle Optics site, last update 4/27/06
Mary Scott's site, nine "search reports" dating from spring '05, but none since Jan '06.
The Nature Conservancy's "Big Woods Field Notes", last update 3/06
Geoff Hill's "Updates from Florida", last update 11/27/06
Cornell's Mobile Search Team "Travel Log", last update 12/22/06
Honeybee Collapse Update
1 hour ago
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The reason for this is because IBWOs are spooked by blog entries about them. In a stunning feat of evolution, they developed this ability for decades before blogs even existed.
IBWO researchers have understood this for months. If you knew this, you'd understand why they were forced to stop their public updates. Yes, they can still send secret e-mails to each other, but they must be ever vigilant that the IBWOs don't know they are doing it.
New Auburn sighting reported here:
http://www.auburn.edu/academic/science_math/cosam/departments/biology/faculty/webpages/hill/ivorybill/Updates.html
The reason for this is because IBWOs are spooked by blog entries about them. In a stunning feat of evolution, they developed this ability for decades before blogs even existed.
They may have acquired this behavior by lateral gene transfer from the species with whom they are mostly closely associated in the wild: Sasquatch.
The latest edition of American Primate contains a detailed article by famed Bolivian researcher Dr. Sirhan Nahris which outlines in his typically devastating fashion the evidence which shows that the Apollo landings were faked by the Idaho "Ib-Okusan" Sasquatch tribe, using sophisticated (for the time) computers and an all-Sasquatch cast of actors.
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