"Global Warming To Eliminate Tourism in the Caribbean"

This poor fellow sounds completely panicked by the threat of ManBearPig.

Excerpts from the page above:

Recently, the Dominican government received a report detailing that, under their estimates, sea-level will rise by 6 meters under business-as-usual by 2050, eliminating the tourism industry and sending the country into complete chaos.

Ivory-bill buffs please note:

I've worked at Cornell to commit the University to climate neutrality...