Breaking: When it's time to answer questions about The Most Important Issue of All Time, Obama suddenly decides it's time to take a jog in his business attire, away from reporters

From Lisa Lerer - POLITICO.com

After completing his statement, Obama turned and lightly jogged back toward the Oval Office, ignoring shouted questions from reporters about what he's doing to get the bill passed.

Related Deep Thought by Jack Handey

"It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight." -