Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, March 11th 2010 « The Daily Bayonet

It might not be the Rolling Stone, but Al Gore made the cover of the Weekly Standard and he’s… naked. Pass the eye bleach. Methane is the latest deadly thing in the atmosphere, an ABC head accuses the media of groupthink on global warming and the Internet never forgets what warmist’s once said.

There is No Frakking "Scientific Consensus" on Global Warming: Who's Concerned About the Climate Report?

It's a wonderful world, and technology makes it even more marvelous. On the evening of March 8th I called for volunteers to help audit the references cited in all 44 chapters of the 2007 report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

By last night, roughly 48 hours later, 19 people whose acquaintance I'd not made before had been in touch. By this morning, our ranks had grown further. These people live in different parts of North America but also in Australia, Cyprus, Finland, Germany, New Zealand, South Africa, and the UK.

The Daily Mash - GLOBAL CATASTROPHE WARNINGS REACH MONTHLY QUOTA

THE March quota of global catastrophe warnings has been reached with almost two weeks to go, it was confirmed last night.

The monthly total now stands at 240 meaning scientists, politicians, clergyman and the Daily Mail will have to apply for an extension or face a reduction in the April quota of terrifyingly apocalyptic, certain death scenarios.

The Hockey Schtick: James Hansen "boxed-in" on the Witness Stand and by Actual Data

In this 2007 paper, James Hansen, head of GISS and climate-alarmist-in-chief, recounted when he was called as a witness in a civil case, and "boxed-in" by an attorney who asked him to name just one other scientist who agreed with his assertion that sea levels would rise more than 1 meter this century, stating "I could not, instantly."