Guest Post By Dr. Hansiniman : “Warming Continues Unabated” | Real Science

At first glance it appears that temperatures stopped rising after the first time Monica Lewinsky did not have sex with Bill Clinton. However, our top rated scientists have determined that this is due to a number of factors, which I explain in detail below.
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You aren’t qualified to read the graph
The heat is hiding in poor countries where they don’t have thermometers
The latent heat of massive volumes of ice melting in Greenland has cooled the planet
Something to do with air pollution
2010 was the hottest year ever
You forgot to make up data in the Arctic
All of the hot water sank to the bottom of the ocean
Global warming is unequivocal
You get money from the tobacco industry
Republicans want the planet to die. Stop pretending otherwise.

Audit 'Big U' | Max Borders | Opinion Zone | Washington Examiner

Publicly funded colleges and universities have always fancied themselves as guilds -- immune from scrutiny and entitled to privacy. Until now, the public has generally let them off the hook. Not anymore. America's state-supported "Big U" is in for a rude awakening -- a dose of sunlight that will send these fat 'n' happy academics scattering into the highest reaches of the ivory towers to evade scrutiny. Don’t believe me? Check out these two stories, which (I hope) are but the tip of the iceberg.